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{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}
{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}
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