{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
{"fact":"The world\u2019s rarest coffee, Kopi Luwak, comes from Indonesia where a wildcat known as the luwak lives. The cat eats coffee berries and the coffee beans inside pass through the stomach. The beans are harvested from the cat\u2019s dung heaps and then cleaned and roasted. Kopi Luwak sells for about $500 for a 450 g (1 lb) bag.","length":319}
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